Please use these ideas to improve life. If you use any of them as money making ideas and earn substantial income, you should compensate me. To be sure, I could sue for stealing my idea, but I would rather work out an equitable (and not unreasonable) agreement. Thanks!

1. The world needs a "doggie toilet"--something on which dogs can poop and then flush it away, just like humans. Dogs are trainable. They can be taught to go there and then press a button/lever, and whoosh! Away it goes. That way, they won't have to be walked and cleaned up after on the sidewalk. Those obtuse PETA people should love it!

2. Someone should develop a new brand name for a new beer—Moore Beer. Imagine the advertising campaigns you could run! "Whaddaya want? MORE BEER! Everybody wants Moore Beer!" And how about Moore Chocolate, Moore Pizza, or Moore Viagara!

3. Instead of lotteries that give $235 million to one winner, why not have lotteries that give $1 million to 235 winners?!? Seriously, let's be at least a little more equitable. I might actually play the lottery if my odds of winning "increased" rather than decreased with each additional million in the pot. (Generally, the idea is that the lottery will run like normal until there is a $20M or more drawing. Once it reaches the pre-determined level, a publicity campaign kicks in to inform potential ticket buyers that at least x number of winners will be drawn the next time, and the number of winning numbers that are drawn will increase with each additional million available. The drawing itself could become a full half-hour spectacle that would even sell advertising. Think of it!).

4. While reading in 2005 about the new CBS news exec Sean McManus, it noted his "late" father, Jim McKay.  I didn't know Jim McKay was dead.  In fact, I don't think he is.  I just googled him, and couldn't find a single thing saying he was dead.  You'd think if he was I would have stumbled on an obit.  How many times has someone like that come up and you wonder, is this person still alive?  There should be a website called "Dead or Alive" where you can look up info on the deceased immediately.

5. How about a fisherman's wet suit? Instead of wearing waders, put on a scuba-style wet suit and additional clothing as needed for warmth over the top. No worries about wading in too deeply, and you can just swim out to the bottom to retrieve your snagged lure. You could even bring goggles and a snorkel along!

6. Back to the PETA folks, how about some laws that really do treat dogs and other animals like humans? For instance, let's make the doggie toilets mandatory (like human toilets) and stop allowing dogs to go on the sidewalk. I'd get arrested if I did that. Sexual harrassment would apply equally as well. If a dog repeatedly muzzles my crotch or humps my leg against my will, sexual harrassment laws should apply. We would, in effect, be curtailing excessive animal rights.

More to come...